You know those moments where your brain doesn’t transmit words properly to the mouth and ends up awkwardly combining the two? Like wanting to say great and cool and having it come out crool?

Well...we had a pot luck at work today and someone made veggie lasagna. Jane had some on her plate and asked what it was. Chrissy tried telling her but had one of those moments and managed to combine the veg from veggie with the agna from lasagna.

( Stick with me now... )

( What happens at Harmony's Girl's Night In, stays at Harmony's Girl's Night In.  )

Current Mood: relaxed

Kealy and I decided last night that our days would be more fun if we had a constant beat following us to aid spontaneous dance parties either in celebration of an existing happiness or to bring silliness to a frustrating moment.

Sadly I feel my co-workers would find it disruptive if I:
a) walked around with a boom-box blaring my personal soundtrack all day,
b) performed my very own simulated music noises which are amusing at first but are increasingly more obnoxious with each passing second, or
b) was followed a small group of people playing the drums, tambourine and maracas required to play my personal beat.

But that won't stop me from rocking a sweet INNER soundtrack. I think Kealy and I may be on to something here...

OLD SCENARIO
Random person: I'm annoying you by doing something specifically awful or am otherwise assaulting your senses simply by existing.
Us: Wah! My feelings are hurt. Whine! Cry! Make ourselves feel bad!

( NEW SCENARIO )

Current Mood: silly

Trust me, the scenario I chose to illustrate from Girl's Night last night, was far easier than the series of events that led up to the dog, Jasmine, walking through wet paint and all over the wood floors. Just know that such a thing did occur, and that it created an emotional mixture of hopeless insanity and chaos.

Back by popular demand. Can't promise daily. But I couldn't resist the doom of the cheese doodles.

I can not draw any pictures today. If I could, I would surely draw the following:

1. Salmonella bacteria is a red-headed slut who enjoys the occasional orgy.

2. Dance Lessons from Anne Part II: The Running Man and the Slippery Floor with special guest The Vacuum

3. What happens when you misread jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers...

Kealy: Why don't monsters eat cows?
Anne: Because they're Hindu

4. To make milk: insert cow into bottle and mix with bag of cans.

5. Harmony is Defeated by Multi-line Phone System and Headset combo.

( I busted out an old Blues Traveler CD this week. )

Current Mood: working
Current Music: Mae - Embers and Envelopes

The Good News: My company has been sold and I once again may have a job that makes me feel like I am a productive person who has value in the workplace and a brain she is allowed to use.

The Bad News: If I'm busy at work that means I'm not busy slacking.

I shall do my best to embrace both worlds.

Current Mood: curious

( Coming soon to a Halloween party near you! )

For those of you who don't know her all that well, here is a fun fact about my friend and roommate, Kealy.

( Kealy likes to sit on monkeys. When she sits on the monkeys we giggle. )

And, no. I will not give you the context around this picture because it is much more fun to simply imagine Kealy and her Butt Monkeys.

Current Mood: sugar buzzed but hungry
Current Music: my growling tummy

In the ongoing war of Boy Brain versus Girl Brain, Girl Brain suffered another unfortunate loss during the epic battle of October 25th. This great battle was staged in the bedroom where Boy Brain and Girl Brain were using their respective forms of logic to apply the evening's events into a sleep pattern.

( Girl Brain: Defeated Again! )

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: The Strokes - Barely Legal

There were about a billion things from last night that were picture worthy.

The nominees for today's drawing were:

Third Place: I have no idea how to draw the word "suckle" and all of the levels on which it is an excellent and naughty word.
Second Place: Dave grabs Anne's boobs. He's allowed though. They have joint custody.
Runner Up: Kealy's new and improved Medusa powers. Not only can she turn people into stone, she can shoot snakes! Alas, I couldn't find a non-XXX rated way to illustrate Kealy's special talent of "shooting out snakes". But boy, what an exciting costume she has in store this year, folks!

( And the winner, may she rest in peace... )

Current Mood: silly

Okay so I know it's lame to miss pictures two days in a row but soon I'll have real pictures of my fun weekend with my little brothers including the one where we tricked Braden into posing with his head on the body of a blonde haired mermaid. So I feel like those will be much better than anything I could draw and you'll have to be patient. :)

Shame on me.

I started a new thing this week. Those of you who know me personally will probably claim that hell froze over, pigs started flying, fat ladies all around the world are straining their vocal chords...any number of cliches that suggest what I'm about to tell you is pretty much a miracle.

I've worked out 3 times this week. On Tuesday, for the first time in my life, I woke up at 7:00 AM and crawled my tired ass over to the fitness center and spent the first 30 minutes of my waking hours actually, legitimately, pedal-until-my-legs-spontaneously-combust exercising.

This morning I woke again at 7am...full of energy, determination, and a genuine desire to go work out.

( I got the distinct feeling though, that maybe Phil didn't like me dragging him with me. )

Current Mood: Healthy!
Current Music: Coldplay - White Shadows